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TQB Base, Colorado – USA

TKG13 My Ride is a Bitch small tempMason Jayden woke up, his arm numb from Anne’s grip holding it tight like she had.  He heard people coming down the hall.  His mind foggy, he was trying to remember how he and his daughter had ended up in the meeting room and realized he must have only nodded off for a few minutes.

Then he heard it, he heard her voice, “Shiela?” he whispered.  He couldn’t quite make out the voice speaking, it was still too far away, but Mason thought it was his wife.  Mason looked down to figure out how to extricate himself from his daughter, but she was already waking up.

“Mom?”  She called out, eyes half-closed, “MOM?”

She pushed her chair back when they both heard a ‘baby?’  come from down the hallway and another, louder, “Mason?”  

Mason’s chair shot back to the wall, he grabbed Anne’s hand as they reached the door and came around to see Shiela running down the hall, crying.  The family reunion was intense as the three hugged, all crying pretty loudly.


Bethany Anne turned around.  She and John had left some personal space for the three to reunite.  “Yes?”

The woman, one of the base logistics and planning employees who had been helping smiled, “Ma’am, what do you want me to do for the family?”  

Bethany Anne turned towards the family.  John noticed she frowned and whispered to herself, “I hate this.”

Her eyes went vacant for a second, then she frowned as her eyes came back into focus. “Well, fuckity fuck.”  She sighed, “Call ArchAngel. We need this family with us,” she told her, “John and I will grab Ashur from the cafeteria and head out.  When Mason asks, tell him the Queen has said she will be able to protect his family much better than those who failed him.”  

“Yes ma’am.” She said.

“C’mon John, let’s fetch the white wonder dog and get back to the AA.”

The two walked past the woman, who continued allowing the family some personal space.  She listened to them talking as they walked down the hall.

“Did I understand,” he started, “that Ashur is looking for a bitch or is that your idea?”

“Nice, nice play on words, Mr. Grimes.”

“I try my best when speaking to trophy wives,” he snorted.

“John,” she heard Bethany Anne say as the two tracked around a corner, “I swear if you keep up that shit, payback will be a bitch.”

“Oh, you pray to him, too?” his voice trailed off.


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About the author


Michael Anderle (ok, weird talking about myself in the 3rd person) (1967-Hopefully a long time from NOW) was born in Houston, Tx. A very curious child, he got into trouble - a lot. What to do with an inquisitive mind when he was grounded? Read!

Ok, done with all of that 3rd person stuff.

In the first 20 years, I mostly read Science Fiction and Fantasy. In the last 10 years I have enjoyed Urban Fantasy and Military Fiction. With this background, I've been blessed with creating The Kurtherian Gambit series, a well-selling, and fan loved, collection of stories.

The fans have propelled these stories beyond my wildest imagination and they should get all of the credit for sharing with friends, family and occasionally the random person on the street. They are fantastic!

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